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Tuesday, 19 April 2016

Jokes

1.
QUESTION: which african American artist is found in church every sunday?
ANSWER: Usher!
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*2.
Gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us to write down our sins, before going to heaven, before i could start mine, i heard you shouting: EXTRA PAPER PLEASE!!!
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3.
A man sits for hours, looking at his marriage certificate, when his wife came in and saw him. She asked; *What are you doing ?*
The man answered and said; "I AM SEARCHING FOR ITS EXPIRY DATE".
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4.
The main issue with the world, now is that you've bought a new phone and hence this wasn't Quoted at the invoice or reciept: THANK YOU FOR BUYING THE WPORLD MOST EXPENSIVE PHONE! CAUTION! PREVENT IT FROM PICK-POCKETERS, WATER, DUST, SUNRAYS, SCRATCH AND OVER CHARGING. ADVICE! PHOTOCOPY IT, LAMINATE IT AND KEEP THE ORIGINAL AT HOME IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
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You would surely wait for this laws to be provided, if you want to have it in its 1year warranty
True or false?......
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